PittsburghThoughts

Who'da thunk it?

I'm a big enough man to admit I was wrong. I was wrong about everything and Bush was right. There were WMDs and they were hidden in my basement the whole time. The only thing I can figure is: when I rented my basement to the Iraqi All Boys Drum and Bugle Corp, they unloaded an awful lot of equipment and I never once heard a drum or a bugle. Later after they left, I found this:

You think someone would have noticed a couple million tons of gas, bombs and nuclear material on the way to the laundry sink, but you know how you just sort of block out the clutter.

I don't really know what to do with all of it. Ebay is probably out. I could call the "slam-dunk" CIA but I was never partial to sharing information with that other intelligence agency. I'm just going to sit on them for a while. Who knows? I might need them someday.  Gene