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11/30/2006

The gift that keeps on giving

Give the Gift of Impeachment for the Holidays

From Greg Palast Monday, November 27, 2006

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I'm back (don't expect much)

Hi Blog,

Through a combination of indifference, carpal tunnel and Christmas preparations, I haven't been blogging. One person has expressed concern, thanks Jan. Readership is down anyway, but I suspect other people are busy and indifferent too.

The front porch is decorated and looks maaaavalous.

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The inside of the house is still under Christmas construction and is scheduled to be completed very soon. As usual, we will purchase a complete new collection of Christmas lights and relegate the old ones to be neatly tucked away in Rubbermaid bins and stashed unceremoniously in the coal cellar. It seems being a consumer is what it's all about.

Speaking of consuming, I've discovered that I get as much satisfaction and the same excitement shopping at a good second hand store as most people do shopping retail. But, I have to admit that after much research, I've concluded that my recently purchased jewel: the 1930, Bertilini accordion, is worth considerably less that I paid for it on the old, used, Italian accordion market (ebay). So I have no alternative than to try to learn to play it.

The lava lamp for 8 bucks was a big hit though and, since I'm posting pictures, here's a cool picture of the pitchers that I bought to display in that little room that we call, for some unknown reason, the breakfast room:

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See, they are similar but at the same time different, like people, and like people, are just waiting to be filled with either a luscious concoction (like George Cloony: art, style, gregariousness, graciousness, social consciousness), pure horse piss (like Paris Hilton: a human, come-fuck-me doll) or anything in-between (like the rest of us, remember the milk bottle analogy from Sunday school?) There's hardly an analogy that I won't make and someday I hope to make them all.
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Meanwhile in a land far, far away, George Bush was either:
a. Snubbed
b. Successful
c. A failure
d. Standing around like a pitcher of warm horse piss waiting to be told what to say and how to act on an issue that he  
knows nothing about.
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AND ... while we're on the dirty, little subject of politics, frankly, I'm shattered. Bill Frist has announced that he won't run for president, BILL-FUCKING-FRIST! A man with expertise, skill, knowledge, compassion, ability and where-with-all, has thrown in the towel before he even got it wet ... All the humanities ...
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He's done, along with that exterminated worm-man, Tom Delay, not to mention, a cadre of other corrupt republican bastards. Put a fork in their forking asses and flick em into history's garbage pail. No matter WHAT the democrats do, odds are, statistically, they'd have to have sex with their immediate relatives on the Capital Steps to rival the republicans in their immoral, illegal activity. Or ... they can take a que from our fearless (at someone else's expense), fuck-up: Bushy-boy and start a war. I think China, Russia and Europe are available.
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This is my comeback, it's not much but it's all I've got. Take it, leave it or stand around like a pitcher of warm horse piss and wait for me to get better. I won't.  Gene

11/26/2006

For your eyes only

 
Secret transcript obtained by insignificant Pittsburgh blogger reveals details of the Cheney, King Abdullah Meeting,
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Cheney:
King Abdullah, it's nice to see you again.
King Addullah:
 Again? Have we met before?
Cheney:
With all due respect, King Abdullah, I've worked on your behalf many, many times and we've often been described as, "Thick as thieves," heh, heh.
King Abdullah to aid:
Am I being insulted?
Aid:
No, King, I think the foreigner is trying to establish a rapport with you.
King Abdullah:
Why doesn't he bring me a goat's head then?
Cheney, whispering to aid:
Did we bring a goat's head?
King Abdullah's aid whispering to King Abdullah:
He's whispering to an aid.
King Abdullah:
I see, I'm not blind!
Cheney:
 A ... a ... we brought a goat's head but it went bad in the heat.
King Abdullah:
YOU BROUGHT ME A BAD GOAT'S HEAD?
Cheney's aid, directly to King Abdullah:
No Sir ... Vice President Cheney was mistaken ...
King Abdullah:
You mean lying?
Cheney:
NO, I wasn't lying (glaring at his aid) my aid was mistaken.
King Abdullah:
Then give me my goat's head.
Cheney, with his traditional snideness:
It's in the car, Roger, get the goat's head.
Roger:
But Mr. Vice President...
Cheney, becoming perturbed:
GET IT...
King Abdullah:
Ah, now we can start negotiations. What is it you wanted and why am I dealing with a "Vice" President? Is the "President" to busy to come himself? I do not like dealing with underlings.
Cheney:
Forgive me, but the President is very busy, King Abdullah.
King Abdullah:
And I am not? What do you think I do? Stand around all day grooming camels?
Cheney:
No King, I'm sorry ... I wasn't implying ...
King Abdullah:
Forget it, I was kidding. I do stand around all day grooming camels. (The King's entourage enjoys a chuckle at Cheney's expense.) Go back and tell your President that whatever he wants he can have as long as Gasoline goes to 6.00 dollars a gallon. Where is my goat's head?
Cheney:
Oh ... it's coming, King Abdullah ... It's coming.

The rhythm method

You can't stay glum forever and this helped pick me up: naly on Dailymotion - Share Your Videos, click on, Music for one apartment and six drummers.   Gene

11/25/2006

Yes, it is our cross to bear

I've been riding high and now I'm laid low. My youngest daughter has pulled one of her "stunts" again. I'm angry. I'm upset. How she can live so irresponsibly is an ongoing mystery to me. Sure I fucked up plenty and I paid the price time after time after time. Now she fucks up and I still pay the price. How many generations does my past have to be revisited upon me?

I can't even go through with my threat to call the police on her, because in the end, somehow, that would end up costing me and my wife time and money. Someone has to take care of  their son while she indulges her hedonistic prusuits and someone has to chauffer her husband back and forth to work while she's in ghettoland. Someone has to be responsible. Damn, it's easy to hate when the options dwindle to nothing.

Taking the child and washing our hands is looking better and better. We have the grounds and we have the proof all we need is the guts. I've seen other families destroy their lives in an effort to save the black sheep, I'm not a martyr and I won't let my wife be one. If you love someone set them free? It's not love and it's not freedom that she's invited into her life, she almost seems to cry out for the misfortune about to overtake her, as if she knows it's the only thing that will burst her chains.  Sadly and with a heavy heart,  Gene

You didn't ask for it, but ...

Speaking of theremins, dig this: Squeezytunes: Vintage Theremin Video

Today I bought a Enrico Bertini accordion. I was doing some research on it and came across the above. I just dig theremins and if your interested, I can't play the accordion either.  Gene

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P.S. What's a harmonium? Glad you asked: Squeezytunes: Harmoniums & Reed Organs

11/24/2006

Unclassifiable

I start off with a critical examination of them and end up with serious questions about us,
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Two articles from the deliriously *schizophrenic Wall Street Journal: OpinionJournal - Featured Article and OpinionJournal - Taste that not only, on the surface, contradict one another but remind me of a childhood villain that that I once witnessed escort a blind man across the street only to smack him in the back of the head once they had crossed.
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The first is written as a tribute to, and also as a reminder of, the widely acknowledged capitalist guru of our time, the recently deceased, Milton Friedman, his theories and principles. The author, Henry G. Manne, uses a personal anecdote to make his point: that profit is the only business of business and at the same time he shrewdly positions himself as a contemporary and equal to Mr. Friedman, earning for himself the status and plaudits that he so richly believes he deserves. Citing an antiquated idea once held in general esteem that:
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"Any large enterprise, no matter how competitive its industry and no matter how successfully it is fulfilling the public's desires, has a social responsibility--"
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He then shreds this vision with the argument that personal responsibility is somehow shifted to business when a business is made to consider, either through public opinion, pressure or legislation anything other than profit and this shift is wrong:
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"The origins of this transformation lie in the minds of people who do not like or appreciate the genius of capitalist success stories, including always politicians, who will generally make any argument in order to control more private wealth."
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So much for politicians but then he goes after me and you:
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"But the logic of their own arguments requires that essentially private corporations be viewed as somehow 'public' in nature. That is, the public, or the preferred part of it, often termed "stakeholders" (another shameful semantic play, this time on the word "shareholders"), has a pseudo-ownership interest in every large corporation. Without that dimension in their argument, free market logic would prevail."
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Did you know you had a "pseudo-ownership" interest in every large corporation, not a right to not to be taken advantage of, or protected from unscrupulous businesses? In fact the word "unscrupulous" rarely graces a capitalist's lexicon, or corruption, or exploitation, or the traditionally accepted definition of "greed" since we know that even the smallest cell is a greedy little bastard sucking up nutrients, or light or whatever it needs to survive at the expense of competing cells. Of course IF that were true higher organizations would never evolve unless they evolved strictly to better serve a grander, more organized type of greed, like cancer or Haliburton.
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Mr.Manne concludes:
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"And so to some extent these private entities have indeed, via the social responsibility notion, been converted into crypto-public enterprises that are the essence of socialism. Milton Friedman was right again."
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After tiring of flinging the "liberal" invective every time, and everywhere to the point that they have negated the insult that they believe inherent, capitalistic thought processes have once again evolved to the point where we the public not only take delight in our "crypto-public" interests but we do it because we are, in our heart of hearts, "socialists." In their view, we are the cancerous growth and also a delectable one, one that they take great pleasure in consuming. Taken to Milton Friedman's logical conclusion, we exist to serve and nurture business and not the other way around.
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The second article by Stephen Moore, a member of The Wall Street Journal's editorial board, takes a 180 but only for satirical purposes and argues for congressional investigation of the toy industry. Mr. Moore can barely hide or control his contempt for middle America, I suppose he can afford to buy Tickle me Elmo dolls all day long at 99.00 bucks a pop and therefore, what's the problem?
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It seems the conservatives can rail, year after year, about the nonexistent, abstract "War on Christmas" but when congress actually decides to take action against the firms that routinely price Mr. and Mrs. Average out of the Christmas toy buying market...well, FUCK THAT!
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HE, concludes with a Lou Dobbs quote meant more out of irony than snarky sarcasm: "It's just another example of corporate America's war against the middle class," he said. "We are quickly turning into a nation of Tickle Me Elmo haves and Tickle Me Elmo have-nots."
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Lou Dobbs has done more to raise awareness of the war against the middle-class than anyone on television, but, Mr. Moore, nevertheless uses it to demean the entire issue. Ho, ho, ho, you can't afford Christmas ho, ho, ho...
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I would just as soon have people not buy shit that they don't need and can't afford but the reality is: we do buy that kind of shit and we buy it more and more, not in any small part due to ADVERTISING, PRODUCT PLACEMENT and a horde of other contemptible tactics that are meant to keep us consuming.
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Why can simple organisms live in symbiosis but mankind can't or are we really just an aberration after all, a few mutated genes given an advantage, but ultimately doomed to self destruction?  Gene
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*A partial list of some of the more commonly reported symptoms of schizophrenia:
  •  Hallucinations — sensing things that others do not sense
  •  Delusions — false beliefs that may become fixed despite evidence to the contrary
  •  Altered emotions — having feelings that don't seem right for what is going on or having no feelings at a

11/22/2006

Tis the season to be probed

I am thankful,

Ah ... it's here! Not Thanksgiving, not the Christmas season, it's medical procedure day. The doctor is going to stick an endoscope down my throat and look around. He's done it before. If it were my ass I could dismiss him as a butt freak but it's not and I can't.

I have had varices in the past: a condition where the veins in the throat, due to some high pressure related, liver related nonsense, push themselves to the surface of the throat tissue, somewhat resembling varicose veins. But these buggers can come unglued and separate themselves from the tissue ... if one were to bust like a blood filled water balloon, it can lead to bloody, spewing, spurting, choking death. Not the exact fairy tale death we all imagine ourselves succumbing to: in our own bed, surrounded by loved ones, old and wise giving each progeny his or her special blessing. And then, the tear filled but otherwise brave, strong, happy farewell to our life's one special companion, our one and only, our dog.

So, the good doctor, probes like a medical voyeur and investigates to make sure that isn't going to happen anytime soon. (If it is, he has a few aces up his sleeve, I hope).

Doctor, I'm not dying anytime soon if I have anything to say about it. Hell, I've lasted this long and I think that God just likes to keep me around for laughs. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink God.   Gene

 

The Right Brothers, Bush was right

I never enjoyed something I disagreed with as much as this: AtomFilms Player. Check out the taunting guitar lick.  Gene

11/21/2006

Where's our catharsis?

The Tribulation, 

While we're all waiting for James Baker to come back like Jesus from the sky, there's been some serious soul searching and finger pointing by the same people that engineered and supported the Iraq invasion. 

While we all suffer through The Great Tribulation, before Baker's second coming, George Bush Jr. has attempted catharsis with his belated tour of Vietnam duty. There is something very spooky and Bush-like here.

In Kitty Kelly's book, The Family, she maintains that the senior Bush made his septuagenarian parachute jump in order to quell the spirits of his past. She quotes George Bush Sr's. top aid Jim McGrath, "The reasons behind this are strictly personal ... it has to do with World War II."

When Bush's plane was hit by the Japanese during World War II, did he really check to see if everyone had bailed out before he jumped, did he do anything at all to save his crew, or did he panic? According to Kelly, Bush Sr. told Hugh Sidey, "But it was always a thought back in my mind: Do it again and do it right." In 1997, upon landing, Bush said "I'm a new man."

Maybe Bush Jr. is a new man too or maybe he's just a broken man, it doesn't matter anymore, the Bush family psychodrama has gone on too long and too many people are sick of it. Maybe Bush, since his sense of propriety is so skewered so often, should take a que from O. J. and write his book on Iraq, "If I Didn't Do It." Maybe not, but now we need not only an exit strategy for Iraq but also one from the Bush dynasty / debacle.

Somehow the spell has been broken, the worm has turned and it's about time, now we have some serious disappointments and issues of our own to contend with.

Michigan Congressman, John Conyers has done an "about face" and said impeachment is off the table. New York Congressman, Charles Rangel is calling for a draft, although in all fairness, he's supported one for years. Harry Reid is now the majority leader, can he carry the ball? Nancy Pelosi has started off on the wrong foot some say, supporting John "Abscam" Murtha as the majority leader. Are the Democrats going to be able to find the 60 votes that they need in the senate to enact reform? Do they even have the guts to do it or will infighting kill them too?

Whatever the case, now it's our turn to make the mistakes and headlines. Now it's our turn to be the target and punching bag. What the hell were we thinking? The only good thing we had going for us was a very, very bad thing: the war. We need lobbyists to fill our campaign chests, we need money, status and power and will make deals, compromises and if someone has to be sold down the river now and then, see ya later, sucker!

I'm too cynical too soon. I feel like the guy that has to sweep up after the celebration. That's us, left to do the dirty work after the cheers and shouts are over. Back to the salt mines you salts of the earth. Back to our measly lives and jobs, our families and faith.

Maybe I'll jump out an airplane, maybe I'll finally go to Vietnam.  Gene

 

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