PittsburghThoughts

We can win with WOS!

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that more people in the U.S. die directly or indirectly from stupidity than from terror inspired car bombs, suicide bombers, Jihad, radical Muslims, Islamofascism or whatever the term du jour happens to be.

It's a no brainier, yesterday:

Eight people were killed and six others were injured early yesterday morning in southern Prince George's County when a motorist unwittingly drove into a smoke-shrouded crowd of people gathered on a dark rural road to watch as two drivers roared off in an illegal street race, police said ...

A large crowd of spectators -- witness accounts ranged from 50 to almost 300 people -- had gathered about 3 a.m. to watch the race, police said. The racers had created a large cloud of smoke when they spun and screeched their tires in place while "burning out," which drivers do at the start of a race to warm their engines and tires...

The people in attendance ranged in ages from pre-schoolers to one man in his 60s. I'm sure if we had public executions people would take their kids to see them too. "See Johnny, what happens when you don't listen to your mother!"

What we need is an all out war on stupidity! I say lock up the stupid motherfuckers and throw away the key, Guantanamo is too good for them! Force the Stupid-doers to clean up their act, OR ELSE! You smoke, you're going down! Drink and drive? Bye-bye, see you in a HUNDRED YEARS!  And here's the kicker, let me be the judge! Yeah me. I'll decide who's stupid. I have vast experience. Stupid doesn't stand a chance with me around.

It may take billions, trillions but so what? Stupidity is on the rise. The sooner we do something about it the better, for you, me and little Johnny who just stuck a pencil up his nose!

Now, my aim isn't to make people smart, that's clearly impossible, I just want people to stop setting themselves on fire, stop going to monster truck events, and admit that "Professional Wrestling" is the most moronic "sport" ever conceived by man.

There are so many ways to be stupid, it's a daunting task trying to stop it. That's why I need your help and frankly I need your money. With money we win! What better way to say NO to stupid than to send me a LARGE donation. You'll instantly feel less stupid knowing that you, yes, old stupid you, are helping in the War On Stupidity!

Won't you help?   Gene (an ex-stupid person)