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05/30/2008
Obama's new and improved preacher/teacher
Forgive me Barack, the devil made me do it,
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A tale of the times
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05/29/2008
A kinder and gentler snatch of the body
Look! You fools! You’re in danger! Can’t you see? They’re after you! They’re after all of us! Our wives…our children…they’re here already! You’re next! -- Dr. Miles Bennell -- The Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
I submit what's rotten is the real Scott McCellan, his corpse anyway. Yes, the pods are back only this time it seems that they are replacing the bad people with the good. Wait until G.W. goes from cad to pod to God, shaking loose the fibers and pod detritus, announcing and denouncing his failures, lies and unconstitutional behavior. How will the defenders of all-things-Bush react?
Imagine John Bolten without his smug, macho swagger. Condi back at the piano more in tune with Tori Amos than Vlad the Impaler.
The aliens are invading, replacing the evil doers one by one. Pretty soon we'll all be able to say, "This is not the George W. Bush we knew."
Pod casting from a secret basement location, Gene
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05/26/2008
Thoughts
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05/23/2008
I feel my pain
P.S. Damn, the liver clinic just called they want me to come in to the emergency room, somthing about my magnesium levels being too low and the anti-rejection medicine levels being too high.
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05/16/2008
Right wing talk radio host gets his comeuppance
Chris Matthews smacks down a right-wing, big-mouth, know-nothing,
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05/15/2008
Giving bugs their due
Life and death within a patio brick,
Man, I just saw the weirdest thing. One of those bright, metallic green bugs was parked on my patio in the sun. If you've never seen one they look like they had a $20,000 custom paint job from the Pimp My Bug show.
I happened to be walking by, and so did an ant. The $20,000, Pimp My Bug bug grabbed the ant and immediately began to fuck it up. It wasn't a piss ant, it was one of those half-way between a piss ant and a carpenter ant, ant, a midsized sedan ant.
I ran in the house to get a jar. Instinctively I knew that this behavior needed to be studied further and in a controlled environment. You seldom see anything praying on ants except on National Geographic and that cool Anteater cartoon that used to run between episodes of the Pink Panther cartoon. He (the Anteater) kind-of talked like Jackie Mason, blurting out the beginning of whatever he said in a rapid, staccato and then putting a huge emphasis at the end of every sentence. You-know-what-I-MEAN? Very Jewish and very funny, he once said, "If-Jesus-comes-back, we'll-kill-him-again!"
Approaching the mean, green bug for the second time, with jar in hand, he must have caught wind of me and flew off. I wondered if maybe I imagined him grabbing the ant and fucking it up. I looked real close and sure enough, there it was, a freshly mangled ant carcass. I was overjoyed. I had witnessed something rare, something sublime and I had a new appreciation for the Pimp My Bug bug. I've seen them before but never imagined they were anything other than an expression of nature's beauty and not blood thirsty predators waiting to lurch at whatever crossed their path and would fit between their nasty, hairy mandibles.
I once fed a fly to a praying Mantis and seeding spider webs with various small bugs was an integral part of my childhood. Who can forget the white-headed fly screaming, "Help me, help me," in that shrill, miniaturized, human/fly voice? Bugs have always been there for us, I think it's time we gave them a big, gracious thank you. Thank you, Mr. Metallic Green Bug wherever you are. Gene
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Directly from my heart to you
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05/13/2008
Note to self...
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05/12/2008
O'Reilly pops his cork
Vintage O'Reilly,
Although this clip was posted on the basest of all media, AOL, it's still worth a look-see. He blows up good!
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