10/20/2009

If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?

 Olivia Newton-John - I Honestly Love You.mp3

Hello my companion through thick and thin,
 
Dear Blog,  I can't tell you how much you mean to me. You are always there and never judge. While what you give isn't love,  I'll take it over love. Love hurts and never seems to be what it should. Love leaves me cold, but you dearest Blog leave me warm, invigorated and fulfilled.
 
Remember the time we made fun of Tom Delay? We imagined him masturbating in the backseat of a car being driven by George W. Bush. Hahahahah, we called him "Hot tub Tom."
 
You've helped me through financial issues, medical issues, family issues and issues in general. I don't know where I'd be without you.
 
You're so darn cute and you're all mine. I love you Blog O' Mine. I love you.  Kisses,  Gene
 

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